Thanks for stopping by!
We've had a lot of visits since 1999.
I hope you enjoy your time here on my page.
My name is Jonathan.
Some of you may know me from T.V.
This is my page.
I collect Beanie Babies & watch pro-wrestling
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One time in 2024, I ran for Vice President of the United States with my running mate Vermin Supreme.
Nice to meet you. You & I are friends now!
Let's surf the world wide web!
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
Mark your calendars (well almost) because The Marks has officially been picked up for distribution and home video release!
If you don't know about my upcoming movie The Marks, then let me fill you in!
It's about really cool relatable stuff!
Like me working at the video rental store, chilling with my friends at the buffet, and running a secret illegal professional wrestling promotion in my best pal's granny's back yard. Normal everyday life stuff.
My buddy Joseph Lavender directed it, and he did a great job capturing this unique time. I can't wait for you to see it. PLUS IT'S MY FIRST STARRING ROLE!
Stay tuned for updates on the release date!
Did you see me?
Halt and Catch Fire
full series out now!
"I was on The Walking Dead."
- Jonathan Realz
watch now online!
Some of my oldest Beanies go all the way back to 1996!
I'd like to one day add Peanut the Royal Blue Elephant to my friends,
but he's very rare.
This is Erin.
She's my favorite.
Don't tell the others.
